In a world filled with incredibly stupid and dangerous things to buy, here's one that may take the proverbial cake. That's right, kids—used tires.

Why spend full price on a set of new tires, when you can get some used ones for a few bucks less?
After all, they're just tires... You know—the rubber things separating you from the pavement at 70, 80 mph. What could possibly go wrong?

I notice that there's also a confederate flag on the front door. I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that, especially in today's political climate. Nonetheless, maybe I should stop by and remind the proprietor that not only did the South lose the war, they lost it for one reason: used tires. It's true—you can look that up somewhere.

Let this be a lesson to us all.

Tags: rebel flag, used tires